Girls are Stinky

There's this girl (I should say woman since she's in her 40's) in my department at work who always notifies her friends when she poops and stinks up the bathroom. She sends emails to her friends saying, "Don't go in there. Sorry, it was me this time."

Sometimes it wasn't her. On those occasions she writes, "Smells like an elephant. If you must use the ladies' room in the next hour, go to one on another floor. PS It wasn't me."

Only at this company. I swear, anywhere else she'd be looked at like an alien. Here, though, she cracks us up.