A Cruel Twist

Why do we always want what we can’t have? If you think a girl is out of your league, you want her. If you ask her out and she inevitably turns your mediocre self down, you want her more. What a cruel twist of fate! There is only a short list of things that this theory does not apply to. That list is as follows:

• Ovarian Cancer: As a male, I can’t have it, but that doesn’t make me want it more.
• Siamese Twin: It’s simply too late to be born again with a sibling sticking out of my back. And that doesn’t make me crave that awkward deformity in any way.

End of list.
A Cruel twist indeed.